Facts about the good old U.S. of A. and the 50 states, including geography and history.
Facts about animals, animal companions and companion-challenged creatures.
Details about art, artists, popular culture, music, films, actors, and similar diversions.
Useless facts about stars, planets, space, and other places you will never visit.
Things you might not know about people you will never meet, most of whom are dead anyway.
Not so important facts about our favorite planet (except for that one Mr. Spock is from, maybe).
Stuff about food and why it might kill you to eat some of it (although you still ought to eat, maybe).
Mostly useless information about human beings and the bodies we all inhabit for now.
Juicy tidbits of fact about the everyday items we all take for granted.
Laws you could be breaking, and legal stuff that probably won't help you when you get caught.
Scientific facts that probably won't help you do anything, except use up neuropathways.
Facts that probably won't help you much in the garden.
Some facts about politcs and elections, just in case you weren't already apathetic.
Useless information about U.S. Presidents and their sordid lives.
Weird things that have happened in the U.S. that probably won't affect you in any way.
Some facts about words, their origins, what they mean, and why we don't let animals use them.
Weird things that have happened in the world. that probably won't affect you in any way.
Generally Useless Facts that defy these useless catagories.
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Mostly useless histories concerning the origins of various devices and products that enhance our lives, delight our senses, and blight our existence when they stop working.
Alexander Graham Bell applied for the patent on the telephone three days before he had gotten it to work. Had Bell waited until he had a working model, Elisha Gray would have been awarded the patent.
Benjamin Franklin invented swim fins.
The ancient Chinese invented eyeglasses.
The abacus was invented in Egypt in 2000 B.C.
Alexander Graham Bell got the patent on the telephone, although Elisha Gray filed a patent application the same day. The telephone system we use is technically more like that described in Gray's patent.
Benjamin Franklin invented the rocking chair.
Archimedes (the Greek mathematician) invented the screw.
The parachute was invented one 120 years before the airplane. It was intended to save people who had to jump from burning buildings.
Scissors were invented by Leonardo DaVinci.
The first pull-top can was invented by Ermal Cleon Fraze in 1959, after he had to use his car bumper to open a can of soda.
Kleenex was originally invented to remove make-up. Maybe that's why they're still called "facial tissues."
Roulette was invented by Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and scientist
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
The first brassiere was invented in 1913 by teenage debutante Mary Phelps Jacob.
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